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Funny Things to Do
1211. Trying to Catch a Fly with Chopsticks
I’ve heard that Mr. Miyagi is still trying.
Funny Questions
1212. If no one from the future tries to stop you from doing it, how bad could it be?
Funny Diseases
1214. Toma-toes
When you eat too many tomatoes, your toes turn into tomatoes. See also Vegetables.
Funny Quotes
1218. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
―Mark Twain
Funny Quotes
1220. “You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
―David Bowie