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Funny People

1191. J.J. Bittenbinder

If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.

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Funny Places

1192. Nameless, Tennessee

But it does have a name… See also Ironic.

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Funny Questions

1193. What is ice cream’s actual flavor before anything is added?

It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.

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Funny Jobs

1194. Lifeguard at the Olympics

Do you need help, Mr. Phelps? See also Swimming, Useless.

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Funny Observations

1195. I Bet It’s Called “Almond Milk” Because No One Can Say “Nut Juice” with a Straight Face

Funny Things

1196. The List of Ingredients and Calorie Count on a Bottle of Water

Funny Phobias

1197. Fobia

Fear of Ph.

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Funny Euphemisms

1198. Velcro Mouse

Also known as hedgehog. See also Rodents.

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Funny Euphemisms

1199. Dad’s Old Fashioned Angry Juice

Also known as beer. See also Alcohol, Beer, Dads.

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Funny Insults

1200. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork

It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.

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