Funny Questions

1241. Who Taught the First Teacher?

See also Teachers.

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Funny Animals

1242. Rosy Wolfsnail

According to Wikipedia, “this species is a fast and voracious predator, hunting and eating other snails and slugs.” I can only imagine watching a snail chase another snail. See also Oxymoron.

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Funny Phrases

1243. Putting Polly on a Diet

No more crackers for you!

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Funny Euphemisms

1244. Long-Sleeved Pants

Any pants below knee level. See also Pants.

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Funny Insults

1245. I Hope Your Old Neighbors Move out and the New Ones Are Really Judgey

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Funny Euphemisms

1246. The Only Mean Canadians

Also known as geese. See also Birds, Canadian.

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Funny Insults

1247. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Would Eat Popcorn with a Spoon

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Funny Animals

1248. Three-Footed Booby

Kinda sus if you ask me. See also Birds, Made Up.

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Funny Advice

1249. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

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Funny Advice

1250. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

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