Funny Phrases

1241. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

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Funny Diseases

1242. Covid-22

Shrek rubs you with his feet.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1243. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?

It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.

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Funny Phobias

1244. Foebeuh

Teh feer off speelng sumting rite. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

1245. Eat Your Teeth

You can eat them if you bite hard enough, trust me. See also Teeth.

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Funny Things to Do

1246. Asking for a Water Cup, but Putting Soda in it

A classic victimless crime. See also Fast Food.

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Funny Toys

1247. Coal

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Funny Sayings

1248. If it Doesn’t Fit in Your Mouth, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1249. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. You should give it back—that’s not right. See also Cheese.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1250. What’s Black and White and Red All Over?

Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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