Funny Phrases

1241. Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.

The longest palindrome I’ve ever seen. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Things to Do

1242. Trying to Catch a Fly with Chopsticks

I’ve heard that Mr. Miyagi is still trying.

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Funny Questions

1243. If no one from the future tries to stop you from doing it, how bad could it be?

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Funny Phobias

1244. Aibophobia

Fear of palindromes. See also Made Up, Palindromes.

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Funny Diseases

1245. Toma-toes

When you eat too many tomatoes, your toes turn into tomatoes. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Movies

1246. Star Wars: The Force Wakes Up

See also Star Wars.

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Funny Products

1247. Farts in a Jar

Yep. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

1248. I Hope You Stub Your Toe on a Pillow, Loser

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Funny Quotes

1249. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

―Mark Twain

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Funny Quotes

1250. “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet.”

―John Lennon

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