Funny Quotes

1181. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”

Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.

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Funny Phobias

1182. Oia

The fear of consonants. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

1183. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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Funny Phrases

1184. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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Funny Phobias

1185. Phb

Fear of vowels. See also Grammar, Made Up.

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Funny Jobs

1186. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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Funny Words

1187. Impignorate

Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with pigs. You’ll have to mortgage something to use it though.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1188. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

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Funny Phobias

1189. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1190. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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