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Funny Advice
1161. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement
Works every time.
Funny Instruments
1164. The Pikasso Guitar
Only for really freaking good guitar enthusiasts. See also Complicated.
Funny Insults
1167. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”
Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
1168. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”
See also Shakespeare, Weather.