Funny Anti-Jokes

1161. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

1162. Aussie Doggo

Also known as a dingo. See also Australian, Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

1163. Tall Bowl

Also known as a cup.

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Funny Words

1164. Wlonk

Real word meaning proud and magnificent.

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Funny Names

1165. Lieutenant Les McBurney

Appropriately enough, works for the Sun Prairie, Wisconsin fire department.

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Funny Things to Do

1166. Mop the Pool

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Funny Questions

1167. Have You Fallen from the Sky?

If so, are you okay? How far did you fall? Do you need to go to the hospital?

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Funny Diseases

1168. Celebrity Toe

When your toe is shaped like your favorite celebrity. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Euphemisms

1169. Winged Knife

Also known as a wasp. See also Insects.

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Funny Songs

1170. Two Trucks

An absolute banger by Lemon Demon.

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