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Funny Advice
1302. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.
Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.
Funny Quotes
1304. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”
―Pitch Perfect 3
Funny Observations
1305. If trees were sentient, they’d make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Funny Advice
1307. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1308. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
So we stopped playing chess. See also Games.