Funny Phobias

1301. Oia

The fear of consonants. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

1302. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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Funny Phrases

1303. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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Funny Phobias

1304. Phb

Fear of vowels. See also Grammar, Made Up.

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Funny Jobs

1305. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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Funny Words

1306. Impignorate

Surprisingly, it has nothing to do with pigs. You’ll have to mortgage something to use it though.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1307. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

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Funny Phobias

1308. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1309. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1310. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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