Funny Names

1351. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

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Funny Observations

1352. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

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Funny Sayings

1353. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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Funny Diseases

1354. Your Ugly Attitude

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Funny Things to Do

1355. Fold Your Dishes

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Funny Words

1356. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

1357. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet

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Funny Jobs

1358. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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Funny Questions

1359. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

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Funny Instruments

1360. A Butt Tuba

A tuba you can play with your butt. See also Palindromes.

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