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Funny Things to Do
1351. Cleaning Dirt
Something to do after you’re done drying the water. See also Useless.
Funny Insults
1352. Hey, all the pigeons called, and they asked you to stop eating their food off the floor.
See also Birds.
Funny Things to Do
1354. Beatbox Tetris
Nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea. See also Video Games.
Funny Questions
1355. What's the Biggest Mammal in the World?
Dumb kid: An elephant.
Smart kid: A whale.
Me: Yo mamma.
See also Yo Mama.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1358. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?
Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.
Funny Questions
1360. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?
Nevermind, I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.