All Entries
Funny Insults
1391. Hey, all the pigeons called, and they asked you to stop eating their food off the floor.
See also Birds.
Funny Things to Do
1393. Beatbox Tetris
Nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea nea. See also Video Games.
Funny Questions
1394. What's the Biggest Mammal in the World?
Dumb kid: An elephant.
Smart kid: A whale.
Me: Yo mamma.
See also Yo Mama.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1397. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?
Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.
Funny Questions
1399. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?
Nevermind, I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.