Funny Anti-Jokes

1441. Imagine you're in an infinite room with no doors, no windows, and nowhere to go. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

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Funny Things to Do

1442. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens

See also Pranks.

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Funny Words

1443. Friendlily

An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.

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Funny Movies

1444. Hamburger: The Motion Picture Shop

1986 teen sex comedy set at the fictional Busterburger University. See also 80's, Comedy, Fast Food.

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Funny Names

1445. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

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Funny Observations

1446. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

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Funny Sayings

1447. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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Funny Diseases

1448. Your Ugly Attitude

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Funny Things to Do

1449. Fold Your Dishes

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Funny Words

1450. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

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