Funny Things to Do

1471. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake

It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.

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Funny Insults

1472. Acorn!

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1473. What Do You Call a Dog on a Really Hot Day?

Inside. See also Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1474. Imagine you're in an infinite room with no doors, no windows, and nowhere to go. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

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Funny Things to Do

1475. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens

See also Pranks.

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Funny Words

1476. Friendlily

An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.

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Funny Movies

1477. Hamburger: The Motion Picture Shop

1986 teen sex comedy set at the fictional Busterburger University. See also 80's, Comedy, Fast Food.

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Funny Names

1478. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

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Funny Observations

1479. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

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Funny Sayings

1480. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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