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Funny Diseases
1471. Celebrity Toe
When your toe is shaped like your favorite celebrity. See also Celebrities.
Funny Animals
1474. Armadillo Girdled Lizard
When threatened, it bites its tail and turns into a wheel. See also Reptiles.
Funny Advice
1478. No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the restroom smelling your fingers.
See also Bathroom.
Funny Foods
1479. Scotch Woodcock
Dirty-sounding name for eggs on toast. See also Breakfast, British, Sophomoric.