Funny Anti-Jokes

1501. How Can You Share This Website Without Being Online?

1. Approach a human being.
2. Move your throat and mouth in the correct way that sound comes out and is eligible to be understood. Make sure you talk in the language that they understand.
3. Use that previous step to spout out encouraging words about this site.

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Funny Phobias

1502. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1503. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1504. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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Funny Questions

1505. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make animals out of food?

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Funny Sayings

1506. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

1507. Stealing Food from the Person in the Mirror

Apply force if necessary.

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Funny Drinks

1508. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

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Funny Places

1509. Wyoming, Rhode Island

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Funny Advice

1510. Never Trust Someone Who Says to Trust Them

Trust me, its not worth it.

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