Funny Anti-Jokes

1501. Jokes about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

See also Communism.

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Funny Insults

1502. Knock knock. Who’s there? Machine Gun Kelly.

Machine Gun Kelly who?
Exactly.
See also Celebrities.

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Funny Advice

1503. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

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Funny Insults

1504. I Hope Your Tattoo Artist Says “Oops”

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1505. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?

They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.

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Funny Instruments

1506. The Pikasso Guitar

Only for really freaking good guitar enthusiasts. See also Complicated.

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Funny Words

1507. Yonks

Informal British for “a very long time.” See also British.

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Funny Euphemisms

1508. Winged Nail

Also known as honeybee. See also Insects.

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Funny Insults

1509. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”

Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Insults

1510. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”

See also Shakespeare, Weather.

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