Funny Insults

1501. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet

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Funny Jobs

1502. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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Funny Questions

1503. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

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Funny Instruments

1504. A Butt Tuba

A tuba you can play with your butt. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Words

1505. Sozzled

To be very drunk, e.g. “Aunt Jean is sozzled!"

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Funny Sayings

1506. A bad limbo player walks into a bar…

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Funny Advice

1507. Remember Your Name, You’ll Need It

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Funny Foods

1508. Fried Ketchup

See also Condiments.

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Funny Insults

1509. Have Fun Dancing in Your Boring Party of Boredom Where Even the Most Boring Person in the World is Bored

See also Bored.

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Funny Phrases

1510. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

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