Funny Quotes

1461. “My name is Albert Einstein.”

―Albert Einstein

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Funny Diseases

1462. Mississippiphobia

The fear of having to spell Mississippi. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1463. If you miss someone’s funeral, they won’t care.

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Funny Quotes

1464. “Anything Yogi Berra ever said.”

―Me

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Funny Things to Do

1465. Stealing a Jetpack, Then Running Away

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Funny Euphemisms

1466. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1467. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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Funny Quotes

1468. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

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Funny Quotes

1469. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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Funny Words

1470. Purzelbaum

Deutsch for “tumble tree,” every German child knows all about this one. It may sound like it’s part of the plant kingdom, but a Purzelbaum actually describes a somersault on the ground, often finishing in the dirt and resulting in dirty knees. See also German.

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