Funny Sayings

1431. A Watched Game Never Loads

See also Video Games.

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Funny Drinks

1432. Ex-Wife Coffee

Coffee with no sugar, i.e. blond and bitter. See above. See also Coffee.

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Funny Euphemisms

1433. Lamp Hat

Also known as a lamp shade. See also Electricity.

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Funny Advice

1434. If she asks for four chicken nuggets, buy ten.

This is how you get and keep a girlfriend. See also Fast Food, Relationships.

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Funny Euphemisms

1435. Building a Dookie Castle

Also known as pooping. See also Scatological.

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Funny Advice

1436. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.

Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.

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Funny Clothes

1437. Crop Winter Parka

See also Winter.

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Funny Euphemisms

1438. Upside-down Stalagmite

Also known as a stalactite. See also Science.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1439. I like to tell Dad jokes… sometimes he laughs.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Insults

1440. You Insufficient Bean!

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