Funny Advice

1431. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1432. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

1433. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1434. Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because it is a bigger number.

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Funny Euphemisms

1435. Devils Lettuce

Also known as marijuana. See also Drugs.

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Funny Products

1436. A Puzzle with Two Pieces

This thing is way too difficult—I regret even buying it. See also Puzzles.

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Funny Observations

1437. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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Funny Questions

1438. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Advice

1439. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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Funny Phrases

1440. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

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