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Funny Anti-Jokes
1411. What is Love?
Love means to be deeply committed and connected to someone or something.
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Baby don’t hurt me.
Funny Advice
1412. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving
You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.
Funny Instruments
1413. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking
Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
1414. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”
―Janis Ian
Funny Words
1415. Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften
The Guinness Book of World Records recognizes this cumbersome word as the longest German word in everyday use. It means “insurance companies providing legal protection.” See also German, Insurance.
Funny Words
1416. Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig
In German, numbers also receive the compound word treatment. This is the integer 7,254, which takes 38 letters to spell out. See also German, Numbers.
Funny Words
1417. Glühbirne
“Lightbulb” in German, which translates “glow pear.” I can’t recommend not eating it. See also Electricity, German.
Funny Words
1418. Flugzeug
“Airplane” in German is “Flugzeug,” which directly translates to “fly-thing.” They’re not wrong. See also Airplanes, German.
Funny Quotes
1419. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
―Albert Einstein See also Science.