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Funny Drinks
1413. Smoker's Cough
A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.
Funny Observations
1415. You Can’t Stick Your Tongue out While Breathing Through Your Mouth
And you tried, and now you look like a panting dog. See also Pranks.
Funny Things
1416. That Awkward Moment when You’re Wearing Nikes and Can’t Do It
It happens. See also Shoes.
Funny Advice
1417. When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title
Funny Sayings
1420. Roses are red, that fact is true; violets are violet, not freaking blue.
See also Poetry.