Funny Words

1371. Antibabypillen

German for “birth control.” Seriously. See also German.

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Funny Phrases

1372. Firstborn Unicorn, Hardcore Soft Porn

Lyric from Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Funny Insults

1373. Blokkeringshode

Norwegian for “blockhead.” See also Norwegian.

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Funny Insults

1374. Go Jump in a Lake

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

1375. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings

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Funny Advice

1376. Oil Floats on Water, So Cover Yourself in Oil, Wait for it to Rain, and Fly

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Funny Drinks

1377. Club Soda

Everyone who is a club member will like this drink. See also Soda.

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Funny Jobs

1378. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

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Funny Questions

1379. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?

See also Guns.

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Funny Names

1380. Garfield Arbuckle

Garfield’s full name. See also Cartoons, Cats, Comics.

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