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Funny Observations
1401. We Place Too Much Emphasis on the Early Bird’s Good Luck, and Not Enough on the Early Worm’s Bad Luck
Funny Questions
1403. Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do. See also Hypocritical.
Funny Foods
1406. McVities Dark Chocolate Digestives Shop
The world’s most decadent laxatives. See also Dessert, Scatological.
Funny Drinks
1408. Orbitz Soda
For anyone who ever looked at their lava lamp and thought, yeah, I’d drink that. See also 90's.
Funny People
1410. Bicycles Cops
“What do they do when they arrest somebody?
‘Alright, in the basket.’”
―Walter, AKA Jeff Dunham
See also Bicycles, Police.