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Funny Insults
1401. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”
See also Shakespeare, Weather.
Funny Sayings
1403. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…
Funny Anti-Jokes
1404. A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complains, “I’m a Talking Tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” See also Magic, Puns, Trees.
Funny Foods
1407. Stargazy Pie
A British savory pie, made with potatoes, eggs, and oh yeah, fish heads sticking out the top. See also British.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1410. Someone Stole My Mood Ring
And I don’t know how I feel about that. See also Hippies, Jewelry.