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Funny Quotes
1344. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
Funny Quotes
1345. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.
Funny Observations
1346. I Hate How the Cashier Feels the Need to Check if My Money is Counterfeit
If I could make fake money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree. See also Money, Shopping.