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Funny Things to Do
1311. Wrapping the Toilet in Wrapping Paper While Everyone’s Asleep
Pretty funny, until you have to use the bathroom yourself. See also Bathroom, Christmas.
Funny Insults
1314. Askhole
According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.
Funny Observations
1316. If you get a loan from the bank, you pay it off for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years. See also Crime, Money.
Funny Quotes
1318. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
―Michael Scott See also The Office.
Funny Quotes
1319. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”
―Lily Tomlin