Funny Questions

1311. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make animals out of food?

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Funny Sayings

1312. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

1313. Stealing Food from the Person in the Mirror

Apply force if necessary.

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Funny Drinks

1314. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

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Funny Places

1315. Wyoming, Rhode Island

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Funny Advice

1316. Never Trust Someone Who Says to Trust Them

Trust me, its not worth it.

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Funny Things to Do

1317. Yelling “Ding Dong” When the Doorbell is Broken

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Funny Instruments

1318. Cheap Party Favor Whistle

One high-pitch note of parents’ nightmares. See also Annoying, Parents.

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Funny Toys

1319. Monopoly Shop

The board game that never ends. Ever. See also Games.

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Funny Products

1320. Solar-Powered Reading Lamp

See also Useless.

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