All Entries

Funny Advice

1551. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2021| 9 Comments | 117 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1552. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2021| 5 Comments | 120 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1553. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2021| 17 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1554. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2021| 1 Comment | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

1555. What do you call a one-pronged fork?

A knife. See also Cutlery.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2021| 4 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1556. Bread in a Can Shop

Best thing since bagged milk!

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2021| 7 Comments | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

1557. Diner Lobster

Best. Lobster. Ever.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2021| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

1558. Cousin Throckmorton

Funny Sayings

1559. An App a Day Takes Your Hours Away