Funny Advice

1571. If You Hear Weird Noises in the Night, Simply Make Weirder Noises to Assert Dominance

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Funny Euphemisms

1572. Pencil Killer

Also known as an eraser.

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Funny Places

1573. Springfield Heights Institute of Technology

From an old episode of the Simpsons. See also Simpsons.

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Funny Sayings

1574. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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Funny Euphemisms

1575. Word Encyclopedia

Also knows as a dictionary.

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Funny Questions

1576. Who broke into my bar and stole our limbo stick?

Seriously, how low can you go?

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Funny Questions

1577. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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Funny Things to Do

1578. Carrying an Uno Reverse Card in Your Pocket

A surprise tool for every situation.

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Funny Advice

1579. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.

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Funny Euphemisms

1580. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

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