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Funny Questions
1573. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?
Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?
Funny Things to Do
1574. Are You There, Moriarty?
Victorian parlor game involving blindfolds, rolled-up newspapers, and mild violence. See also Victorian.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1576. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.
Funny Drinks
1577. Cement Mixer
Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.
Funny Quotes
1579. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
―The Dalai Lama
Funny Questions
1580. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?
See also Dogs.