Funny Things to Do

1561. Forgetting How to Type Sertain Words

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Funny Insults

1562. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

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Funny Observations

1563. Today is yesterday’s tomorrow and tomorrow’s yesterday.

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Funny Questions

1564. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1565. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

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Funny Drinks

1566. Wilk

Also known as milk with water, my childhood drink.
(I was to lazy to wash my cup after I was done with my milk.) See also Dairy.

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Funny Insults

1567. Turtleneck Sweater

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Funny Sayings

1568. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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Funny Quotes

1569. “I will wait forever… if you’re not too long.”

Thank you, Oscar Wilde.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1570. What Ended After 1914?

1915.

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