Funny Observations

1561. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO

Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.

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Funny Insults

1562. You Blockhead

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Funny Observations

1563. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

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Funny Words

1564. Ta

British slang for 'thanks' or 'pass'. See also British.

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Funny Places

1565. California, Missouri

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Funny Questions

1566. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

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Funny Things to Do

1567. Are You There, Moriarty?

Victorian parlor game involving blindfolds, rolled-up newspapers, and mild violence. See also Victorian.

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Funny Animals

1568. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1569. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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Funny Drinks

1570. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

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