Funny Names

1591. Cardigan Backyardigan

Cardi B’s real name. See also Celebrities, Singers.

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Funny Things to Do

1592. Telling Your “Friend” It’s Pajama Day on Monday

See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

1593. Scream That There’s a Spider in the Christmas Tree

See also Christmas, Pranks.

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Funny Jobs

1594. Flashlight Holder

When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.

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Funny Observations

1595. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.

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Funny Insults

1596. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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Funny Nicknames

1597. Rolf Gruber

Also known as the villainous young Nazi in The Sound of Music. Perfect nickname for a reactionary teen. See also Musicals.

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Funny Advice

1598. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

Otherwise they’re not eggs anymore.

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Funny Diseases

1599. Paris Syndrome

When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.

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Funny Sayings

1600. Here’s the thing about trailing off…

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