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Funny Things to Do

1631. Are You There, Moriarty?

Victorian parlor game involving blindfolds, rolled-up newspapers, and mild violence. See also Victorian.

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Funny Animals

1632. Legless Lizards

Seriously, not a snake. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1633. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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Funny Drinks

1634. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Observations

1635. Abbreviate Neil Armstrong’s Name to Neil A, and then Read It Backwards

Coincidence? I THINK NOT. See also Aliens, Space.

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Funny Quotes

1636. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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Funny Questions

1637. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?

Funny Euphemisms

1638. PG-0

Also known as G.

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Funny Nicknames

1639. Fuzzerbutt

For dogs with excessively fluffy bottoms. See also Dogs.

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