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Funny Advice
1651. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch
That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.
Funny Advice
1656. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.
Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.
Funny Quotes
1658. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”
―Pitch Perfect 3