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Funny Anti-Jokes

1651. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

1652. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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Funny Euphemisms

1653. Wet Leisure Attendant

Also known as a Lifeguard. See also Jobs, Swimming.

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Funny Questions

1654. Is Fire Burning?

This is one of the most controversial questions ever, aside from “Is water wet?” (I’m expecting arguments to go on in the comments…) See also Controversial.

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Funny Insults

1655. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

Funny Animals

1656. Dickcissel

Poor bird. See also Birds.

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Funny Clothes

1657. Miniskirts

Also known as a mother’s greatest fear. See also Fashion.

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Funny Observations

1658. Crocs and Cleats Should Have Shoe Sex

Funny People

1659. Roberto Nevilis

The man who invented homework. See also Homework, Schools.

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