Funny Sayings

1651. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

1652. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

1653. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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Funny Insults

1654. You Probably Wash Your Hands After Taking a Shower

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Funny Observations

1655. Erasers Sacrifice Their Lives to Fix Your Mistake

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Funny Questions

1656. What the Heck Does "IDK" Mean?

Nobody seems to know.

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Funny Words

1657. Juoksukalja

The Finnish word for pilfered beer. Directly translates to running-beer. See also Alcohol, Finnish.

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Funny Nicknames

1658. Aye-Aye-Ron

You know, Aaron.

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Funny Insults

1659. I Bet You Look Up and Down Before Crossing the Street

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Funny Things to Do

1660. Rearranging Your Hair from Shortest to Longest

See also Bored, Hair.

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