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Funny Jobs
1651. Flashlight Holder
When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.
Funny Observations
1652. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.
Funny Insults
1653. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur
See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Nicknames
1654. Rolf Gruber
Also known as the villainous young Nazi in The Sound of Music. Perfect nickname for a reactionary teen. See also Musicals.
Funny Diseases
1656. Paris Syndrome
When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.
Funny Names
1658. Lord Tweedmouth
Sir Dudely Majorbanks was the first Lord Tweedmouth of Scotland. He invented Golden Retrivers and owned a forest known as Gutchinshire. See also Dogs, History, Scottish.
Funny Quotes
1659. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Funny Phrases
1660. Your Welcome Mat
There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”