Funny Insults

1701. Hey loser, are you from Loser Town? Because you're a loser.

Caution: only use if you want opponent to be destroyed.

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Funny Sayings

1702. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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Funny T-Shirts

1703. World Greatest Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

1704. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

1705. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

1706. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1707. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

1708. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

1709. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

1710. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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