Funny Insults

1721. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Washes Their Hands Without Pulling Up Their Sleeves First

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Funny Jobs

1722. Horse Butthole Cleaner

See also Horses, Sophomoric.

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Funny Names

1723. Wendy McDonald

Someone who really likes fast food. See also Fast Food.

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Funny Observations

1724. Roses Are Red

They really are. See also Flowers.

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Funny Observations

1725. Ping Pong is the World's Most Dangerous Sport

100% percent of people who play ping pong will eventually die. See also Sports.

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Funny Questions

1726. Are Oranges Called Oranges Because Oranges Are Orange or is Orange Called Orange Because Oranges Are Orange?

See also Colors, Fruits.

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Funny Drinks

1727. Tizer

A British mixed-fruit soft drink. It supposedly 'tastes like red.' See also British.

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Funny Insults

1728. You Probably Sleep with Jeans on

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Funny Observations

1729. If you've clapped before you've never stopped; you've just taken long breaks between claps.

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Funny Euphemisms

1730. Human Flea

Your younger sibling. See also Siblings.

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