Funny Observations

1751. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

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Funny Sayings

1752. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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Funny Diseases

1753. Your Ugly Attitude

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Funny Things to Do

1754. Fold Your Dishes

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Funny Words

1755. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

1756. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet

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Funny Jobs

1757. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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Funny Questions

1758. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

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Funny Instruments

1759. A Butt Tuba

A tuba you can play with your butt. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Words

1760. Sozzled

To be very drunk, e.g. “Aunt Jean is sozzled!"

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