Funny Advice

1761. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

1762. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1763. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

1764. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

1765. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

1766. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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Funny Insults

1767. You Probably Wash Your Hands After Taking a Shower

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Funny Observations

1768. Erasers Sacrifice Their Lives to Fix Your Mistake

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Funny Questions

1769. What the Heck Does "IDK" Mean?

Nobody seems to know.

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Funny Words

1770. Juoksukalja

The Finnish word for pilfered beer. Directly translates to running-beer. See also Alcohol, Finnish.

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