Funny Advice

1811. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1812. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

So we stopped playing chess. See also Games.

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Funny Observations

1813. Hyphenated, Non-Hyphenated

The irony. See also Grammar, Irony.

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Funny Places

1814. Bacon Level, Alabama

See also Bacon, Southern.

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Funny Questions

1815. Is a gingerbread man made of his house, or is his house made of him?

See also Dessert.

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Funny Questions

1816. Do dogs think in English or barks?

See also Dogs.

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Funny Sayings

1817. I before E except…

When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.

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Funny Insults

1818. If Your Brain Was Dynamite, There Wouldn't be Enough to Blow Your Hat Off

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Funny Observations

1819. Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

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Funny Foods

1820. Spaghetti

It’s just a line. See also Pasta.

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