Funny Phrases

1811. Magical Fingeys

When something's not working but that one person gets it to work. They have magical fingeys.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1812. What Do You Call a Duck That Can't Swim?

A failure. See also Birds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1813. Why Didn't the Ghost Go to the Dance Party?

Because he was shy and didn't want to interfere with people's lives.

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Funny Sayings

1814. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

See also Men, Women.

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Funny Insults

1815. Hey, did you go to funny school, you funny guy?

Something to say to someone when they say something really unfunny.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1816. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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Funny Sayings

1817. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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Funny Advice

1818. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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Funny Clothes

1819. The Other Part of the Crop Top

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Funny Things to Do

1820. Have a Staring Contest with Your Dog

Sometimes she actually stares back. See also Dogs.

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