Funny Anti-Jokes

1811. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

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Funny Drinks

1812. Wilk

Also known as milk with water, my childhood drink.
(I was to lazy to wash my cup after I was done with my milk.) See also Dairy.

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Funny Insults

1813. Turtleneck Sweater

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Funny Sayings

1814. You Dropped Your Pocket

Sequel to “Your socks are untied.” See also Pranks.

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Funny Quotes

1815. “I will wait forever… if you’re not too long.”

Thank you, Oscar Wilde.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1816. What Ended After 1914?

1915.

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Funny Diseases

1817. Monoorangosis

A disease that in which you can't see, hear, or taste orange. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1818. What do you call a joke that’s not funny?

A sentence.

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Funny Names

1819. Jake Butt

Played tight end for Detroit Lions. See also Football.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1820. What Do You Call a Cat with Two Heads?

Dead and in a museum. See also Cats.

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