Funny Euphemisms

1861. Pantless Thunder Goose

Also known as Ostrich. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

1862. Farting Bedpost

Otherwise known as a bassoon. See also Music.

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Funny Advice

1863. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

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Funny Observations

1864. The Back of the Back...

is the front.

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Funny Questions

1865. Where's My Money?

I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, gamble, have kids or have ill health. I should have a lot of money laying around somewhere that I haven't used!

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Funny People

1866. Rad Dudes With Bad 'Tudes

Wow. I would like to know what they can do with "Dudette".

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Funny Observations

1867. Moses Was the First Person to Download Data from the Cloud

See also Religion, Technology.

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Funny Observations

1868. We Laugh when Our Friends Fall but Panic when Our Phones Do

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Funny Euphemisms

1869. Water Chickens

Also known as ducks. See also Birds.

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Funny Quotes

1870. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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