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Funny Quotes

1861. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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Funny Observations

1862. As kids, we're told never to accept candy from strangers. And yet, in some countries, what do we do? Have an entire holiday dedicated to accepting candy from strangers.

Funny Anti-Jokes

1863. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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Funny Insults

1864. You Are a Giddy Goat

Funny Observations

1865. Adam and Eve Were the First People to Not Agree with the Apple Terms and Conditions

Funny Words

1866. Agastopia

Admiration of a particular part of someone's body. See also Body.

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Funny Euphemisms

1867. Pasta-Flavored Cake

Otherwise known as Lasagna. See also Pasta.

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Funny TV Shows

1868. Ewoks

Made in 1985, had 2 seasons, and has a theme song that goes, "E-E-E-E-E-woks". See also Star Wars.

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Funny Euphemisms

1869. Good Bad Words

Also known as a euphemism.

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Funny Products

1870. Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats Shop

The box claims “Cats Love It!” Somehow, we have our doubts. See also Cats, Pets.

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