Funny Advice

1911. When You Fart in Public, Yell "Jet Power!" and Walk Faster

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

1912. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants

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Funny T-Shirts

1913. Jesus is coming. Look busy! Shop

Praise be. See also Religion.

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Funny Words

1914. Truc

French for "thingamajig." This was the first word I learned in French class. See also French.

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Funny Euphemisms

1915. Kind Fork

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

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Funny Insults

1916. Go Eat a Cactus

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Funny Observations

1917. Dogs Are Smarter than Humans

Dogs can understand human language, but humans don’t understand dog barks. See also Dogs, Logic.

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Funny Names

1918. Theodore Rockingchair

The Rock's real name. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Insults

1919. You Seem Like the Kind of Person That Watches Workout Videos in Bed

See also Exercise.

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Funny Things to Do

1920. Making the "T" and "F" Look the Same on True/False Questions

See also Schools.

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