All Entries
Funny Words
1911. Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften
The Guinness Book of World Records recognizes this cumbersome word as the longest German word in everyday use. It means “insurance companies providing legal protection.” See also German, Insurance.
Funny Words
1912. Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig
In German, numbers also receive the compound word treatment. This is the integer 7,254, which takes 38 letters to spell out. See also German, Numbers.
Funny Words
1913. Glühbirne
“Lightbulb” in German, which translates “glow pear.” I can’t recommend not eating it. See also Electricity, German.
Funny Words
1914. Flugzeug
“Airplane” in German is “Flugzeug,” which directly translates to “fly-thing.” They’re not wrong. See also Airplanes, German.
Funny Quotes
1915. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
―Albert Einstein See also Science.
Funny Advice
1917. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.
See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.