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Funny Advice
1912. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."
See also Fathers.
Funny Advice
1913. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.
Funny Sayings
1915. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
See also Birds.