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Funny Places
1912. Springfield Heights Institute of Technology
From an old episode of the Simpsons. See also Simpsons.
Funny Questions
1915. Who broke into my bar and stole our limbo stick?
Seriously, how low can you go?
Funny Questions
1916. Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.
Funny Things to Do
1917. Carrying an Uno Reverse Card in Your Pocket
A surprise tool for every situation.
Funny Advice
1918. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.
Funny Insults
1920. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.
Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.