Funny Anti-Jokes

1941. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1942. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man

For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1943. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Funny Nicknames

1944. Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musk's full name. No point in hiding from us, Elon. The people know.

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Funny Quotes

1945. “I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

―Emo Philips
See also Religion.

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Funny Advice

1946. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

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Funny Movies

1947. The Horror Express

Another Peter Cushing/Christopher Lee blood-fest. Can't get enough people killed fast enough? Cram a very big cast onto a very fast/small train steaming across Siberia. Telly Savalas makes a great Cossack.

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Funny Observations

1948. When You Are Reading a Book, You're Really Just Staring at a Dead Tree and Hallucinating

Think about it.

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Funny Songs

1949. Tunnel Snakes Rule

Also known as the most ruthless song ever. See also Annoying.

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Funny Insults

1950. You're the Human Equivalent of a Band-aid in a Salad

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