Funny Observations

1931. Humans Created the Atomic Bomb, but No Mouse Would Ever Build a Mouse Trap

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Funny Observations

1932. Hearing a Crunch While Eating a Non-crunchy Food is One of the Most Horrifying Things That Can Happen

And viceversa. If my chips went silent I would die. See also Snacks.

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Funny Questions

1933. Are Dwayne Johnson and The Rock Related?

They look alike. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1934. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1935. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

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Funny Sayings

1936. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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Funny Movies

1937. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine

And don't miss the sequel, Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs. I'm sure Vincent Price made enough money out of both these duds to make it worth his effort. Interesting for the fashions and what was considered funny at the time. I fear the Golden Age of Cinema will NEVER include movies like this. See also 60's.

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Funny Movies

1938. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!

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Funny Things

1939. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

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Funny Euphemisms

1940. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

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