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Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

1933. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

Funny Insults

1934. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Things

1935. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

1936. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1937. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Questions

1938. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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Funny Jobs

1939. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1940. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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