Funny Observations

1951. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, it's probably because you're drunk.

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Questions

1952. Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?

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Funny Animals

1953. Arabian Sand Boa

A snake that looks like some kind of kid's sock puppet. See also Snakes.

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Funny Words

1954. Widdershins

Another word for going counter-clockwise.

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Funny Sayings

1955. I Find That Home is Where the Carpet Smells Normal

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Funny Words

1956. Irriguous

Another word for moist.

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Funny Words

1957. Bipennis

An axe with an edge or blade on each side of the handle. Seriously. See also Weapons.

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Funny Names

1958. Marshall Bruce Mathers III

Eminem's real name. See also Celebrities, Singers.

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Funny Observations

1959. If the Bell Doesn't Tell Us when to Leave, then It Also Shouldn't Tell Us when to Get There!

Boom. Case closed. Checkmate. Mike drop. Game over, Wasted. See also Schools.

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Funny Phobias

1960. Automatonophobia

Fear of human-like figures. Not humans, human-like figures. Like Slenderman!

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