Funny Euphemisms

1981. Evil Duck

Also known as a swan. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

1982. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

See also Paradox.

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Funny Sayings

1983. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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Funny Insults

1984. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

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Funny Insults

1985. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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Funny Movies

1986. Slasher Films from the 70's and 80's

For 2 hours, they kill teenagers. No, I'm not violent, just like to daydream... See also 70's, 80's, Teenagers.

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Funny Observations

1987. I Have Reached the Age of Believability

Ever since I passed 50, people younger (especially under 30) actually believe what I say... Paul McCartney wrote songs for me when we were dating... when I dated Eric Clapton all he did was talk about himself. Just LOVE their faces as I speak...

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Funny Drinks

1988. Bag of Sprite

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Funny Advice

1989. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs

There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.

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Funny Videos

1990. Cat in the Hat in Bathroom

Honestly, this video is funny and very unexpected.

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