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Funny Observations

2031. We Laugh when Our Friends Fall but Panic when Our Phones Do

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Funny Euphemisms

2032. Water Chickens

Also known as ducks. See also Birds.

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Funny Quotes

2033. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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Funny Euphemisms

2034. Cow Raisins

Also known as beef jerky. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

2035. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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Funny Questions

2036. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

2037. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

Funny People

2038. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

2039. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello