Funny Advice

2031. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

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Funny Questions

2032. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Questions

2033. If a Coconut Has Hair and Milk, Why Isn't It Considered a Mammal?

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Funny Questions

2034. What's a Cow's Favorite Animal?

A moooose! Just kidding. It's a cow. See also Cows.

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Funny Words

2035. Ingurgitate

To swallow greedily or devour.

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Funny Advice

2036. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

See also Doctors.

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Funny Movies

2037. Star Wars Holiday Special

I don't think we'll ever hear Princess Leia singing again. See also Star Wars.

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Funny Euphemisms

2038. Evil Duck

Also known as a swan. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

2039. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

See also Paradox.

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Funny Sayings

2040. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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