Funny Movies

2051. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 16, 2019| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2052. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 15, 2019| 3 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2053. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2019| 3 Comments | 23 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2054. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

Added by a Guest on December 13, 2019| 11 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny TV Shows

2055. Clutch Cargo with His Pals Spinner & Paddlefoot

1959 TV cartoon faces with hypnotic, live action mouths. Thin plots, crap characters—what more could a kid want on a Saturday morning with a bowl of sugar disguised as breakfast? See also Cartoons.

Added by a Guest on December 10, 2019| 3 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

2056. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillete

Penn Jillette actually named his kid this... See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on December 8, 2019| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

2057. Doom Soup

Contains lead, uncooked cassava, and uranium. See also Made Up.

Added by cheesyfriedeggs on December 6, 2019| 4 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2058. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities

This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.

Added by liyana on December 5, 2019| 25 Comments | 70 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2059. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

Added by a Guest on December 5, 2019| 3 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

2060. C3PO's Cereal

Seriously? See also Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2019| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike