Funny Things

2051. Strange Priorities

One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...

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Funny Observations

2052. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

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Funny Insults

2053. Soggy Lampshade

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Funny Words

2054. Antepenultimate

Third from last.

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Funny Observations

2055. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

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Funny Toys

2056. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside

Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

2057. Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.

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Funny Questions

2058. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?

When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.

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Funny Drinks

2059. The Bad Ass

Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Foods

2060. Fried Brain Sandwich

Yes, these exist.

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