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2091. Ingurgitate

To swallow greedily or devour.

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2092. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

2093. Star Wars Holiday Special

I don't think we'll ever hear Princess Leia singing again. See also Star Wars.

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2094. Evil Duck

Also known as a swan. See also Birds.

Added by JoshW on November 5, 2019| 5 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2095. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

2096. May the Forces of Evil Become Confused on the Way to Your House

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2097. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

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2098. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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2099. Slasher Films from the 70's and 80's

For 2 hours, they kill teenagers. No, I'm not violent, just like to daydream... See also 70's, 80's, Teenagers.

Added by MsKnowItAll on November 2, 2019| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2100. I Have Reached the Age of Believability

Ever since I passed 50, people younger (especially under 30) actually believe what I say... Paul McCartney wrote songs for me when we were dating... when I dated Eric Clapton all he did was talk about himself. Just LOVE their faces as I speak...

Added by MsKnowItAll on November 2, 2019| 6 Comments | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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