Funny Words

2091. Xertz

To drink or eat quickly or greedily. I'm surprised this isn't used more often.

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Funny Advice

2092. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning

Then just add breakfast and go! See also Parents, Schools.

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Funny Euphemisms

2093. Chicken of the Cave

Other people prefer the shorter name, bats.

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Funny Foods

2094. Pizza Bones

It's the crescent of crust from each slice after you've eaten the good stuff. Some people dip it in garlic butter and eat it separate. First heard this in Austin TX when some guys were begging for pizza bones 'cause they were broke at the time. (I bought them a whole one...) See also Pizza.

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Funny Jobs

2095. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

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Funny Movies

2096. Hercules Foreign Films

He can bend iron, hurl boulders and defeat armies, but throw a net over him and he's helpless.

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Funny Conveyances

2097. Tricycles for Adults

I own one. See also Bikes.

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Funny Observations

2098. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites

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Funny Questions

2099. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?

Salmonella. See also Chocolate.

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Funny Animals

2100. Trumpanzee

Something between an ape and a troglodite. Makes weird hoots and grunts. Has a mop of puffy orange hair and a weird passion for building walls. See also Politics, Presidents.

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