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2121. Raspberry Crazy Ant

For some reason they like to go inside computers and other electronics. See also Computers.

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2122. Soupy Scoopy

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

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2123. Person Pocket

Also known as a bed. See also Furniture.

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2124. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

2125. Beernuts

What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

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2126. Reaching For The Brass Ring

In the early days of amusement park carousels, kids riding a circling wooden horse up & down, were encouraged to lean WAAAAYYYY out to grab a brass ring hanging out of a wall dispenser. Redeemed for a ticket, the next ride was FREE. It was a prize if you took and won the risk. Dangerous but VERY popular. See also Old-Timey.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 11, 2019| 2 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Tattoos

2127. If You Can Read This There Better be an Engagement Ring in Your Pocket!

Roz, on the sitcom Night Court, mentioned this was her only tattoo, somewhere on her butt cheek. Still makes me giggle... See also 80's, Sitcom.

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Funny Drinks

2128. Molotov Cocktail

Reasonably good, but the cloth is a bit hard to chew through.

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Funny Observations

2129. It is NOT an ORAL Exam

The only one who gives you an oral exam is a dentist. What you take as a school test is a VERBAL exam.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 8, 2019| 1 Comment | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

2130. The Fork in the Garbage Disposal

Spin around waving your hands above your head and loudly sing, DING DING DING DA DING DING DING DA DING!

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2019| 11 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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