Funny Sayings

2121. If Every Pork Chop Was Perfect, We Wouldn't Have Hotdogs

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Funny Foods

2122. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

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Funny Names

2123. Crazy Horse Invincible and Spaceman Africa

Two drunken soccer fans changed their names overnight. Crazy Horse Invincible and Spaceman Africa then had a lot of trouble getting a passport. See also British.

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Funny Observations

2124. You’ve Only Ever Seen Yourself as a Reflection or in Photos

I saw this on a video by the YouTuber Kyutie!

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Funny Words

2125. Lozenge

A candy for treating a sore throat. Also known as a cough drop.

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Funny Advice

2126. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

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Funny Words

2127. Spaghettification

A real astrophysics word for what happens when you go into a black hole. See also Science, Space.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2128. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?

Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.

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Funny Sayings

2129. You Never Truly Understand Something Until You Can Explain It to Your Grandmother

See also Grandparents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2130. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?

Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.

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