Funny Words

2111. Antepenultimate

Third from last.

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Funny Observations

2112. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

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Funny Toys

2113. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside

Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

2114. Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.

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Funny Questions

2115. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?

When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.

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Funny Drinks

2116. The Bad Ass

Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Foods

2117. Fried Brain Sandwich

Yes, these exist.

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Funny Phrases

2118. Air Trip

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Sayings

2119. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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Funny Advice

2120. It Doesn't Matter Where You Get Your Appetite as Long as You Eat at Home

Along the lines of "look but don't touch."

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