Funny Euphemisms

2111. Sea Catsnake

Otherwise known as an otter.

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Funny Observations

2112. Your Lips Touch When You Say "Separated", but Not When You Say "Together"

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Funny Euphemisms

2113. Fluffy Loaf

I'm pretty sure humans call this thing a cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Jobs

2114. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

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Funny Diseases

2115. Dehydration

Water taste bad and soda doesn't hydrate you... ugh so hard. See also Water.

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Funny Euphemisms

2116. Ocean Sauce

Also known as water. See also Water.

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Funny Jobs

2117. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

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Funny Observations

2118. There is no "I" in Team

But there is "fun" in funeral.

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Funny Drinks

2119. The Chore

Vodka and dishwater mixed into a refreshing beverage. (Don't try this at home.) See also Alcohol.

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Funny Questions

2120. Did You Hear the Joke About the Broom?

It's sweeping the country. See also Dad Jokes.

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