Funny Sayings

2101. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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Funny Names

2102. Shanda Lear

Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...

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Funny Observations

2103. The Japanesse Flag Could Just be a Pie Chart of How Much of Japan is Japan

See also Flags.

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Funny Diseases

2104. Built Backwards

Your feet smell and your nose runs...

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Funny Instruments

2105. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube

Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.

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Funny TV Shows

2106. My Mother The Car

NOTHING else was this dysfunctional! Man who NEVER left his mother, now takes care of her spirit in a Model-T car. Obviously this man will NEVER get a date. And mom will NEVER let him go... who thought this was a good idea? See also 60's.

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Funny Observations

2107. There are 3 types of people.

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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Funny Observations

2108. The only time incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.

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Funny Euphemisms

2109. Mouth Tentacle

Also known as a tongue.

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Funny Quotes

2110. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

A graduation quote from my yearbook.

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