Funny Anti-Jokes

2141. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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Funny Names

2142. Shakespeare Mozart Amstrong

See also Legendary.

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Funny Advice

2143. When You Fart in Public, Yell "Jet Power!" and Walk Faster

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

2144. Time is a Contruct and So Are Pants

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Funny T-Shirts

2145. Jesus is coming. Look busy! Shop

Praise be. See also Religion.

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Funny Words

2146. Truc

French for "thingamajig." This was the first word I learned in French class. See also French.

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Funny Euphemisms

2147. Kind Fork

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

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Funny Insults

2148. Go Eat a Cactus

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Funny Observations

2149. Dogs Are Smarter than Humans

Dogs can understand human language, but humans don’t understand dog barks. See also Dogs, Logic.

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Funny Names

2150. Theodore Rockingchair

The Rock's real name. See also Celebrities.

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