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Funny Quotes

2141. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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Funny Observations

2142. As kids, we're told never to accept candy from strangers. And yet, in some countries, what do we do? Have an entire holiday dedicated to accepting candy from strangers.

Funny Anti-Jokes

2143. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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Funny Insults

2144. You Are a Giddy Goat

Funny Observations

2145. Adam and Eve Were the First People to Not Agree with the Apple Terms and Conditions

Funny Words

2146. Agastopia

Admiration of a particular part of someone's body. See also Body.

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Funny Euphemisms

2147. Pasta-Flavored Cake

Otherwise known as Lasagna. See also Pasta.

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Funny TV Shows

2148. Ewoks

Made in 1985, had 2 seasons, and has a theme song that goes, "E-E-E-E-E-woks". See also Star Wars.

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Funny Euphemisms

2149. Good Bad Words

Also known as a euphemism.

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Funny Products

2150. Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats Shop

The box claims “Cats Love It!” Somehow, we have our doubts. See also Cats, Pets.

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