Funny Euphemisms

2141. Yum Triangles

Also known as Doritos. See also Snacks.

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Funny Foods

2142. Alligator Pears

What Americans used to call avacados. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Quotes

2143. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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Funny Observations

2144. Disney Characters Are Confusing

Mickey and Minnie are mice but they treat Pete the cat like a friend. Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why isn't Pluto like Goofy or Goofy like Pluto? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2145. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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Funny Clothes

2146. Sweater Crop Tops

Yay. Now one-fourth of my body is warm.

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Funny Euphemisms

2147. Squirt Gun Bullets

Also known as water. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

2148. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

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Funny Observations

2149. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO

Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.

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Funny Insults

2150. You Blockhead

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