Funny Names

2141. Major Archibald Butt

Also known as Major Butt, his full name was Archibald Willingham DeGraffenreid Clarendon Butt. He was an American Army officer who perished on the Titanic. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Observations

2142. You Will be the Last Person to Die in Your Lifetime

? See also Death.

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Funny Observations

2143. The Nursery Rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' Never Says Humpty is an Egg

See also Dairy, Eggs.

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Funny Insults

2144. Go Commit Lego Step

See also Legos.

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Funny Nicknames

2145. The Flying Tomato

Olympic snowboarder Shaun White's nickname. See also Olympics, Sports.

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Funny Places

2146. This Street, That Street, and The Other Street

Adjacent street names in Porters Lake, Nova Scotia. See also Canadian.

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Funny Advice

2147. If you're late, just say, "Sorry I'm late, I was at home sitting down."

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Funny Words

2148. Scrumdiddlyumptious

Something thats delicious or attractive. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

2149. Licking All the Salt off of a Chip Before Eating It

Works with any other chip topping as well! See also Snacks.

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Funny Questions

2150. What Type of Dog Gets Sad when He Eats Fruit?

A melon-collie. See also Dogs, Fruits, Puns.

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