Funny Foods

2141. Cheetos

It's not cheese and it's not toes... so what exactly is it? See also Snacks.

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Funny Things

2142. CDs and Cassettes on the Roadside

What was the song? See also Cars.

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Funny Observations

2143. Humans Created the Atomic Bomb, but No Mouse Would Ever Build a Mouse Trap

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Funny Observations

2144. Hearing a Crunch While Eating a Non-crunchy Food is One of the Most Horrifying Things That Can Happen

And viceversa. If my chips went silent I would die. See also Snacks.

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Funny Questions

2145. Are Dwayne Johnson and The Rock Related?

They look alike. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2146. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2147. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

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Funny Sayings

2148. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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Funny Movies

2149. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine

And don't miss the sequel, Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs. I'm sure Vincent Price made enough money out of both these duds to make it worth his effort. Interesting for the fashions and what was considered funny at the time. I fear the Golden Age of Cinema will NEVER include movies like this. See also 60's.

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Funny Movies

2150. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!

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