Funny Sayings

2171. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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Funny T-Shirts

2172. World Best Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

2173. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

2174. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

2175. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

2176. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

2177. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

2178. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

2179. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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Funny Insults

2180. You Probably Wash Your Hands After Taking a Shower

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