Funny Quotes

2211. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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Funny Questions

2212. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

2213. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny People

2214. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

2215. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

2216. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Things

2217. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

2218. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2219. What Do You Call a Bakery That Pregnant Women Go To?

A bakery.

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Funny Questions

2220. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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