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2211. La Rue Street

Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.

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2212. Arkadelphia, Texarkana, and Texoma

Thanks Arkansas, Texas, and Oklahoma.

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2213. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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2214. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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2215. Shanda Lear

Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...

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2216. The Japanesse Flag Could Just be a Pie Chart of How Much of Japan is Japan

2217. Built Backwards

Your feet smell and your nose runs...

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2218. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube

Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.

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NOTHING else was this dysfunctional! Man who NEVER left his mother, now takes care of her spirit in a Model-T car. Obviously this man will NEVER get a date. And mom will NEVER let him go... who thought this was a good idea? See also 60's.

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Funny Observations

2220. There are 3 types of people.

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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