Funny Observations

2211. If You Think About It, the Brain Named Itself

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Funny Phrases

2212. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

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Funny Words

2213. Blithely

Sounds like it should have a negative connotation, but actually means "with cheerful indifference." Ironically enough, I learned it from this site: not from a post, but from the flavor text on the commenting screen. The more you know.

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Funny Nicknames

2214. America's Village Idiot

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny T-Shirts

2215. If I’m ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if that works. Shop

You got it, Dad.

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Funny Euphemisms

2216. Domesticated Rocks

Also known as bricks. See also Rocks.

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Funny Observations

2217. If a baby is born in New York at 12:00 AM, and another baby is born simultaneously in California, they will have different birthdays.

See also Babies, Birthdays.

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Funny Observations

2218. Space Ships Are Just Air Submarines

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Funny Questions

2219. At what point does a leaflet become a pamphlet?

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Funny Questions

2220. What's the Difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy, the others a little lighter.

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