Funny Quotes

2211. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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Funny Euphemisms

2212. Cow Raisins

Also known as beef jerky. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

2213. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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Funny Questions

2214. Why Aren't Shorts Half the Price of Pants?

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Funny Insults

2215. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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Funny People

2216. The Guy That Laughs when the Toilet Water Splashes His Butt

Also known as Donald Trump. See also Bathroom, Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

2217. I Hope Whoever Made Auto-correct Burns in Hello

See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Insults

2218. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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Funny Things

2219. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Advice

2220. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

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