Funny Advice

2211. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"

Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.

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Funny Advice

2212. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude

This is good advice, and it's nice.

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Funny Phobias

2213. Procrastinationophobia

Fear of... nah, I'll tell you later. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things

2214. Strange Priorities

One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...

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Funny Observations

2215. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

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Funny Insults

2216. Soggy Lampshade

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Funny Words

2217. Antepenultimate

Third from last.

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Funny Observations

2218. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

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Funny Toys

2219. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside

Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

2220. Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.

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