Funny Animals

2251. Scaptia Beyonceae

Scaptia beyonceae is a species of horse fly found in the Atherton Tablelands in north-east Queensland, Australia. The fly is named after Beyoncé, of course.

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Funny Advice

2252. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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Funny Euphemisms

2253. Cruel Clippers Capable of Countless Catastrophes

Also know as those scissors that you're kinda scared to use because the last time you did, something went horribly wrong. (I have been a victim of many scissor-related disasters.)

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Funny Words

2254. Korkenzieher

In German, the device to remove a wine cork. See also German.

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Funny Places

2255. Crotch Cresent, Oxford

See also British.

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Funny Things to Do

2256. Uncrusting Uncrustables

For some reason I know a lot of people who do this. See also Snacks.

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Funny Sayings

2257. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Games.

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Funny Observations

2258. Every Stairway is a Stairway To Heaven if You're Clumsy Enough

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Funny Observations

2259. Bowling is the Most Dangerous Sport

It's been proven that 100% of people who have gone bowling eventually die. See also Sports.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2260. People Say Congrats Because They Can't Spell Conrajuationz

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