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Funny Things to Do
2261. Meeting Horrid People and Picking Up Bad Habits
What one must avoid whilst traveling. See also Travel.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2264. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?
I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.
Funny Quotes
2266. "70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."
Attributed to Bill Murray.
Funny Diseases
2267. Fish Odor Syndrome
A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.
Funny Drinks
2268. The Drunk Teenager
A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.
Funny Phrases
2270. Jibba-Jabba
A phrase Mr. T commonly used when calling BS, for example, "Stop all that jibba-jabba fool!" See also Celebrities.