Funny Euphemisms

2261. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

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Funny Observations

2262. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.

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Funny Words

2263. Smoot

5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.

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Funny Euphemisms

2264. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

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Funny Questions

2265. Are You Alright?

No I'm half left. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Products

2266. Talking Toilet Paper Spindle Shop

Turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh-filled surprise. See also Pranks.

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Funny Questions

2267. What Do You Want Me to Do? Have a Basket for Each Egg?

Homer Simpson after being told not to put all his eggs in one basket. See also Simpsons.

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Funny Words

2268. Extraordinary

Very unusual or remarkable. Unless you add a space and it's extra ordinary, meaning it's completely normal.

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Funny Foods

2269. Pickles in a Bag

As sold in highway convenience stores.

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Funny Movies

2270. The Tetris Movie

Take "Wreck It Ralph," "The Emoji Movie," and a splash of "The Lego Movie" for an uproarious 90-minute extended commercial extravaganza! Oh, and, if the production studio has time, maybe a plot. See also Made Up.

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