Funny Anti-Jokes

2261. What Has Two Thumbs and Walks?

Most people.

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Funny Words

2262. Dsdhbnhjgjnjkhjgmnjbfcgdvfnbv

What a 6-year-old does at school to pretend that they can type without looking at the keyboard. See also Computers.

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Funny Words

2263. Slacks

Pants. Trousers. Dungarees. They're all funny words.

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Funny Words

2264. Maunder

Britishism meaning to wander slowly and idly. See also British.

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Funny Observations

2265. If You Kill a Killer, the Amount of Killers in the World Stays the Same

See also Death.

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Funny Sayings

2266. Roses Are Dead. Violets Are Dead. I'm a Bad Gardener.

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Funny Products

2267. Google Glass

You bought them? Hahahahaha, idiot. See also Internet, Technology.

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Funny Words

2268. Squirreled

The longest one syllable word in the dictionary.

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Funny Words

2269. Cwtch

The longest vowelless word. It means safe storage place along in Welsh. See also Welsh.

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Funny Insults

2270. You Are a Murderer and a Thief

You have killed a baboon and stolen its face. See also Monkeys.

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