Funny Observations

2261. Worth and Price Mean the Same, Less and Less Mean the Same, but Worthless and Priceless Are Opposites

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Funny Questions

2262. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?

Salmonella. See also Chocolate.

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Funny Animals

2263. Trumpanzee

Something between an ape and a troglodite. Makes weird hoots and grunts. Has a mop of puffy orange hair and a weird passion for building walls. See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Conveyances

2264. Cars with Eyelashes

Lets not assume genders yet... See also Cars.

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Funny Phrases

2265. Small Computer Book Club

One sentence, many meanings. See also Computers.

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Funny Quotes

2266. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."

Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.

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Funny Things to Do

2267. Asking Siri to Beatbox

"Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots..." See also Computers, Internet.

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Funny Advice

2268. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"

Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.

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Funny Advice

2269. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude

This is good advice, and it's nice.

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Funny Phobias

2270. Procrastinationophobia

Fear of... nah, I'll tell you later. See also Made Up.

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