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Funny Advice
2261. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude
This is good advice, and it's nice.
Funny Things
2263. Strange Priorities
One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...
Funny Observations
2264. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off
Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.
Funny Insults
2265. Soggy Lampshade
Funny Observations
2267. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw
So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.
Funny Toys
2268. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside
Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Questions
2270. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?
When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.