Funny Advice

2261. No Matter What, if It Rhymes It's True, My Dude

This is good advice, and it's nice.

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Funny Phobias

2262. Procrastinationophobia

Fear of... nah, I'll tell you later. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things

2263. Strange Priorities

One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...

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Funny Observations

2264. Taking Photos is the Only Way to Shoot Someone and Cut Their Head Off

Some random meme I found on the net. Y'all know who coined this one? See also Cameras.

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Funny Insults

2265. Soggy Lampshade

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Funny Words

2266. Antepenultimate

Third from last.

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Funny Observations

2267. You Can't Move Your Top Jaw

So instead of biting down we are biting up. See also Teeth.

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Funny Toys

2268. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside

Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

2269. Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.

Added by BleededEyesight on August 22, 2019| 18 Comments | 287 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2270. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?

When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 21, 2019| 1 Comment | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike