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Funny Things
2241. Armstrong Steering
Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.
Funny Things
2242. Left-Arm Tan
In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.
Funny Songs
2243. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
Opening line: "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your lips."
And the guy knows this how? 'Cause he ain't closing his eyes either! Awkward. Really awkward. See also 60's.
Funny Things to Do
2244. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground
Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.
Funny Clothes
2246. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks
Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.
Funny Clothes
2247. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag
Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...
Funny Clothes
2248. Camouflage Clothes with an Orange Work Vest
As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.
Funny Questions
2249. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?
So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?
Funny Sayings
2250. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter
(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)