Funny Foods

2291. The Forbidden Push Pop

Also known as glue sticks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2292. A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick Walk into a Bar.

No joke.

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Funny Euphemisms

2293. Beach Chickens

The better name for seagulls. See also Birds.

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Funny Questions

2294. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.

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Funny Advice

2295. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

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Funny Observations

2296. There Are More Nipples in the World than There Are People

See also Body.

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Funny Tattoos

2297. A Calculator

That way you won't ever have to worry about failing a math test. See also Math, Schools.

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Funny Euphemisms

2298. Sky Pillow

Also known as a cloud.

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Funny Foods

2299. Canned Bananas

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Funny Euphemisms

2300. Boatercycle

What a jet ski should be called. See also Boats.

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