Funny Euphemisms

2291. Water Chicken

Also known as a duck. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

2292. Water Boner

Also known as ice. See also Water.

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Funny Euphemisms

2293. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

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Funny Animals

2294. Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

A moth named after its resemblance to Donald Trump's hair. See also Insects, Presidents.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2295. The Past, Present, and Future Walk into a Bar

It was tense. See also Grammar.

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Funny Drinks

2296. Kool Aid Man's Blood

Also known as Kool Aid. Sick Bastards.

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Funny Observations

2297. Ant Hills to Scale Are the Size of the Pyramids

And they have built millions of them. See also Insects.

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Funny Questions

2298. If someone is 99 pounds and they eat 1 pound of nachos, are they 1% nacho?

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Funny Questions

2299. Why do parents lower the volume in the car when they are trying to find a street address?

It makes no sense. See also Cars, Parents.

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Funny Questions

2300. Which Planet is the Sun?

Asked my dumb friend. See also Planets.

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