Funny Insults

2331. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

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Funny Nicknames

2332. Beernuts

What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

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Funny Phrases

2333. Reaching For The Brass Ring

In the early days of amusement park carousels, kids riding a circling wooden horse up & down, were encouraged to lean WAAAAYYYY out to grab a brass ring hanging out of a wall dispenser. Redeemed for a ticket, the next ride was FREE. It was a prize if you took and won the risk. Dangerous but VERY popular. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Tattoos

2334. If You Can Read This There Better be an Engagement Ring in Your Pocket!

Roz, on the sitcom Night Court, mentioned this was her only tattoo, somewhere on her butt cheek. Still makes me giggle... See also 80's, Sitcom.

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Funny Drinks

2335. Molotov Cocktail

Reasonably good, but the cloth is a bit hard to chew through.

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Funny Observations

2336. It is NOT an ORAL Exam

The only one who gives you an oral exam is a dentist. What you take as a school test is a VERBAL exam.

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Funny Dances

2337. The Fork in the Garbage Disposal

Spin around waving your hands above your head and loudly sing, DING DING DING DA DING DING DING DA DING!

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Funny Foods

2338. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

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Funny Insults

2339. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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Funny Advice

2340. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

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