Funny Animals

2361. Irrelephant

Also known as an elephant that don't matter.

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Funny Names

2362. Reeky Racks

The name of my mom's first cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Sayings

2363. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

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Funny Tattoos

2364. Its Not Ezzy Being Weezy

Inscription on a tattoo of an inhaler.

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Funny Phrases

2365. Getting My Spells

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

2366. Stepping on a Rake with a Bare Foot

Double whammy.

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Funny Foods

2367. Blood Popsicles

Yes, this exists. I'm not sure when, but a zookeeper once decided it was so hot, they gave all the animals fruit popsicles, and the lion a blood popsicle.

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Funny Questions

2368. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Phrases

2369. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

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Funny Euphemisms

2370. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

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